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April 26, 2006 | |

A friend recently introduced to me the Uncyclopedia site. It’s –you guessed it. A Wikepedia spoof.

Some entries are actually hilarious while most of them (those I’ve read so far) border on the offensive are really offensive!

Take for example, the highly popular Naruto. Its contents simply parody the Naruto
episode titles:

It goes on to describe our legendary 2 guys 1 woman trio (joining the ranks of other legendary trios Harry, Ron and Hermione and Y Tu Mama Tambien) and includes the infamous Viz’ raped successful translation of Naruto’s annoying contagious trademark expression "Dattebayo!".

The three pre-teens are involved in a love triangle
in which Swirlamagig likes Whatsherface, Whatsherface likes Sausage,
and Sausage probably likes Swirlamagig (at one scene, he cleverly
manipulates the social dynamics of the entire class to result in Swirlamagig being pushed on him, resulting in a kiss; in another quite touching scene, he demonstrates his undying affection by deciding at the last minute not to kill him) Believe it!

Ya’ll Narutards know who Swirlamagig, Whatsherace and Sausage are so let’s move on. Here’s the description of our number one couple in the naruto universe:

  • Smoochiha Sausage
    - An arrogant, even-minded sole survivor of the formerly powerful
    Smoochiha Sausage Stand Corporation — which was brought to its knees
    and the verge of bankruptcy by Hitachi, head of Shinra corporation (soon to buy "Giant"
    the corporation of now crazy multimilionaire Yango Drako). Sausage is
    the main character of the series, although a fringe cult of deluded
    Swirlamagig fans claims otherwise. His ambition is avenging and
    resurrecting his fallen clan of Scotch Bagpipe players or in more blunt
    terms, killing Hitachi and getting laid. Sausage is overall a very talented ninja and has even inherited the Smoochiha’s powerful genetic ability, Shenanigans, but his unrelenting fixation on gaining even more power so he can recover the legendary recipe for Dragonbreath ChiliLord Voldemort,
    who gave him the valuable power to grow strange duck-like appendages
    from his body. He also gains lipstick. KAWAII~!! He hasn’t been heard
    from since.
  • Whirly Swirlamagig
    - Sausage’s teammate and rival, though actually Swirlamagig doesn’t
    really compare to Sausage until Swirlamagig releases the terrible,
    hidden, above-average, special attack rating
    of the Ninetales sealed within him. He is also renowned for his distinctive fighting style:

While Not(Owned(opponent)) do

Opponent: I am cooler and more powerful than you. You stand no chance against the great powers of my fucked-up philosophy of life.
Swirlamagig: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111 U R RONG! *charges in
blindly without any use of strategy whatsoever, using anything from his
vast repertoire of techniques which totals at approximately five* *gets
owned*
Opponent: You are hopeless. Your non-fucked-up philosophy of life is erronous and sucks, as do you. Give up. KTHXBYE.
Swirlamagig: *Has an emotional flashback*
Opponent: *counters with own flashback* (optional)

And finally the legendary Sannins:

Oh, my god! The three legendary sannins!.

  • Lord Voldemort-Also known as Orochimaru, but in reality
    is Lord Voldemort. He tried to kill one boy, but he couldn´t. The boy
    has one mark of the attack in the brow back, and this guy is Harry Potter Sausage. Now, tries to destroy Howgarts, Konoka and conquer the world.
  • Ero-sennin-An old man very very very addicted to porn. Is the owner of Play Boy company.
  • Pamela Anderson-The actual Hokage. She won the
    elections to Hokage beaause she has two very big things. She lives in
    Montecarlo, place when she loses 100000 $ of day.

But enough about Naruto. Let’s head over to what they say about yaoi:

Yaoi is a Japanese acronym that comes from the phrase, “Yamete! Atashi
no Oshiri Itai,” which, roughly translated, means "Stop it! My butt hurts!"

One type of yaoi is:
A hopelessly skinny male fucking another hopelessly skinny male, known as "OMG!!111 KAWAII( BISHIE OMG!!11"

LOL. OMG.So true. :p

But let’s consider serious issues now. Let’s see what they have to say about our dear friend and Reggie’s no.1 terrorist idol Osama:

In 1958, Osama bin Laden began attending Hitler University, where he studied terrorism, nuclear physics, the Toilet Paper Paradox and drama. He got his doctorate in 1969, summa cum laude. He later did post-doctoral work with Noam Chomsky and Benny Hill. Unfortunately, he never learned the joys of kitten huffing.

Pwar. And what about his friend, Saddam Hussein?:

"I believe in miracles, you sexy thing."

~ Oscar Wilde upon finding Saddam Hussein in his hole.

"Just a few hours ago, I was first informed Saddam Hussein
had been captured by U.S. forces. I know this is big news, but luckily,
Vice President Cheney told me as soon as it happened."

~ George W. Bush on March 27, 2006.

Saddam Enrique Hussein the Third is the current boyfriend of Jennifer Lopez and 44th President of the United States of America, elected following George W. Bush’s failed re-election campaign.

And so I leave you with this parting image from Uncyclopedia:
Osamabin

         Saddam Hussein working as a web designer, a dayjob he does to pay the rent, just like everyone else.   

This had been brought to you by the creators of South Park.


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